What I Learned At Jury Duty
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12. Tattoos/piercings render a halo around you.
The biggest empty space? Next to the girl with tattoos crawling up her arms and one of those bull nose rings. She looked like a slightly larger Amy Winehouse. She typed on her Sidekick and I had plenty of room to stretch out and read.
13. Don’t think we can’t see up your skirt.
A chubby woman across the way wasn’t wearing the shortest skirt, but when she picked up her cell to dial a friend, you could see right into…well, let’s just call it the heart of the matter.
Cotton panties are not yet extinct. Today, I’m an authority.
14. Not every person who looks like a gang member is discourteous.
There was one TV in the joint, unfortunately right across from me.
A guy who looked like he might knife me if I looked at him the wrong way switched on the set, but kept turning down the volume so the rest of us wouldn’t be bugged. I want him to live next to ME! The neighbors will be scared, and I’ll live in PEACE!
